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I’m really confused by Louis C.K. like
he says really awesome things and I’m like “hey! you get it!”
and then he says really shitty things and I’m like “??????”
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- boy: Girl, I can't believe how wet you are already, like, damn.
- girl: That's actually just vaginal discharge and my body is cleansing itself from bacteria and dead cells to prevent infection and to maintain optimal reproductive health. I'm not even all that turned on right now and I would prefer to go get burritos if you're down.
I’ve been on a voyage of self-discovery for so long I’m going to disappear up my own ass if I’m not careful!
the ever so eloquent Ms. Jaime Murray
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emes:
most of my google searches sound like a confused, gentle giant learning about how the world is cruel
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picard gettin’ real tired of your bullshit: the comprehensive collection
