YOU CAN’T CLIMB UP THE WALLS, CHAIR. YOU’RE A CHAIR.
YOU ARE AN INATIMATE OBJECT MADE FOR ELEVATED SITTING, NOT SPIDERMAN…
CHAIR, YOU’RE DRUNK.
WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH YOU CHAIR, GOD.
FUCK YA’LL I WANT THIS CHAIR.
CHAIR, DON’T LET THEM DISCOURAGE YOU. DON’T LISTEN TO THEM, CHAIR. IF YOU WANT TO CLIMB THE WALL THEN DO IT. YOU’RE ALREADY HALFWAY THERE AND YOU’RE DOING AN AMAZING JOB. BE DIFFERENT, CHAIR. REACH FOR THE STARS. LOOK AT YOU. YOU ARE DEFYING WHAT HAS BEEN THE DEFINITION OF “CHAIR” FOR THOUSANDS OF YEARS. YOU. CAN. DO. IT.
FUCKING CHAIR, YOU ARE NOT LYN-Z
DON’T LISTEN TO THEM. CAUSE CHAIR YOU WERE BORN THIS WAY.>
CHAIR. YOU’RE AMAZING JUST THE WAY YOU ARE.
CHAIR PLEASE, DON’T YOU EVER, EVER FEEL LIKE YOU’RE LESS THAN FUCKING PERFECT!!1!
chair, have you ever felt like a plastic bag drifting through the wind?
JUST GONNA STAND THERE AND WATCH YOU ASCEND. BUT THAT’S ALL RIGHT, BECAUSE I LIKE THE WAY YOU BEND. JUST GONNA STAND THERE AND WATCH YOU DARE. WELL THAT’S ALL RIGHT, ‘CAUSE YOU’RE A BADASS FUCKING CHAIR. A BADASS FUCKING CHAIR.
tears of laughter streaming down my face holy shit
When Karl Urban introduced himself as Leonard McCoy and shook hands with Chris Pine, I burst into tears. That performance of his is so moving, so touching and so powerful as Doctor McCoy, that I think D. Kelley [DeForest] would be smiling, and maybe in tears as well.
Original Flavor Space Husbands. I do not know. Head canon says that Spock!Prime made a deal with Q to get Kirk!Prime out of the ~Inter-dimentional Nexus~ so they can cuddle and hold hands while grocery shopping and do whatever old persons do.